A Folk-tale of the Latter-Day Dobunni
They say that He of the Horns looked upon his people and his heart was moved with compassion at their suffering.
For an age and an age, two ages, he wept, and the tears of his weeping filled nine jars.
And when his weeping was ended, he took these nine jars and, with their waters, extinguished the fires of Hell.
So when they tell you of the fires that await, you may tell them, Indeed, they do not; there are no more fires of Hell, for behold, our god in his mercy has quenched them.
That indeed, they are working with old information.