Trucks would be obliged
to have inspiring, upbeat
messages on their trailers ?
like the Kane Truck
from Scranton, PA
that encourages everyone to
Be Your Best Self.
Imagine driving a highway
being advised to
Sing Along
Breathe Deeply
Forgive Somebody
Stay Calm
Be Patient
Yeah, I know what you’re thinking –
this would be impossible to enforce,
not to mention unconstitutional,
but if it were up to me
I’d mandate Optimism.

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